SCOTCH PIES ,PANDAS AND RICH CHINEEEES.

TT."Have you noticed that this place we call home is very busy for two days every ,let me count, one, two, thr--
eM "Every six and seven'th day, its called the weekend.The people have five days working and then two days off".
TT."Excepting the keepers who have the reverse."
eM. "Don't let them hear you."
TT."You don't think, no they can't , can they"?
eM." No."
TT. "I would like to be a gardener".
eM."I'm not going to ask."
TT. "What would you like to be , if you could choose?"
eM. " A scotch egg."
TT. "Fantastic! that reminds me of something the semimonkey said yesterday when you were away".
eM."I don't go away".
TT."Yes you do, in your mind you do, you go away. You sit over there in your basket,shut your eyes and you go away. Nobody can get through to you until you come back.
eM. "What did he say?"
TT."Scotch Pies, it has been shown without a shadow of doubt that Scotch Pies are instrumental in curing, the Pox, Red Rash, Yellow Fever, Black Death, White Death, Flu,Red Running Nose and Acne and they are also very good for the complexion."
eM. "Is this truly true?"
TT."Not really, but the semimonkey is desirous of  giving a little back to this country where we all now live and also of course, sticking it to the rich chineeeese for being so stupid in their illegal use of elephant tusks. The semimonkey tells me that this country that we now live in has a dearth of Scotch Pies and he would like our Government of our country to export as many Scotch Pies to the chineeees mainland where they will be sold to the rich gullable Chineees,he,that is the semimonkey also,says that the rich chineeeees rub whole elephant tusks on their genitailia to increase their sex drive.We are going to inform them surreptitsiously that the same benefits can be obtain by the judicious use of Scotch Pies.
The rich chineeees believe in anything to do with unusual medicines, remember Little Timmy.
eM" Should we have a two minutes silence?
TT."No, not now, later.We are going to sell many, many Scotch Pies to the rich chineees for vast sums of money and some peanuts".
eM. "Is that not a contradiction of terms?
TT."and they say education is going downhill in this country where we now live".